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Date 01/24/2017
Subject Thanks for roses
As there's nothing alive in me anymore, it's time to take what we both want.
Friends with b?
- AV
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Date 01/23/2017
Subject Girls wave team
Kevin,
as you hopefully have been made aware, the parents are not real happy with the way our last 2 games were coached. the girls came out in both games extremely flat and unimpressive. travel coaching is a tough business but as a paid coach there are some expectations parents have. One is , with all the practices we have, field a competitive team that is ready to play every game . the last few games we didn't see that. The team takes on the personality of the coach in all sports. those 2 games looked as if we "mailed it in". Maybe you have spread yourself too thin with coaching so many teams? also the fact you chose the boys team in both tournaments over the girls wasn't received well.

I am not sure what you see or don't see in some of the girls that would make you put them in positions that frankly they cant or are not able to play. case in point is Kendall. the last few games you played her FAR more than she deserved. she lacks hustle at all times, her soccer IQ isn't great and she is not aggressive enough to play the forward position, she should be a defender and not a scorer yet you kept her in there for the majority of the 2 games and we all shook our heads collectively as to why..one can only conclude its because of her mother and travel should NOT be "daddy/mommy ball"
Presley is timid and again doesn't seem to have the drive or instinct YET necessary to play a forward position. Neither of those girls even looked to shoot the ball the last 2 games. You should have seen that and made the necessary adjustments. With our 2 STUDS out, it would have been a great time to find the next couple that could handle and spell them moving forward. Kendall and/or Pressley are clearly not the ones. and when we are winning 5,6,7 or 8 zip and we know the team we are playing has no chance is the time to find those others. What does leaving Leila in when she has 4 or 5 goals get us? letting some of the others score will go a long way in their confidence when called upon.
Taylor is a liability on defense and by far the slowest on the field. Other teams forwards run right by her as she has no angle presence at all. Sarah would have been a much better choice there. shake it up some and try some different combinations, ...reward those that HUSTLE and penalize those that don't. This isn't rec and there is no "mandatory" play rule..The players abilities have changed since the beginning of the season yet the way the subs are used and the positions haven't kept up with the increase or decrease of some of the girls.

we have a really good core group of girls that have the potential to be special. coach them up..
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Date 01/23/2017
Subject Keep Your Resume Handy!
So Kim:
We heard you took a job with that scumbag car dealer. What a mistake! You won't be there long....they churn and burn people like crazy....and BE CAREFUL of the C.E.O. ----he and the C.F.O. are two of the biggest crooks ever --- stealing the owner's money and lining their own pockets....plus the C.E.O. shacks up with the Marketing Director on the side....Keep your resume handy...
Your friends
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Date 01/23/2017
Subject Good luck!
Your Human Resources will find out how shitty you are soon and good luck finding a new job with your dumb self
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Date 01/23/2017
Subject Complaint
Council and Mayor,

A complaint was previously reported to Quenelle and Paul by builders in League City. No action was taken and the problems continue. An inspector named George has asked received several items including a microwave and liquor in exchange for passing inspections. A plan reviewer named Jorge has received gifts in exchange for approving permits. This is wrong and continues to happen and something should be done about it or we will have to appear at a City Council meeting.

Regards,
League City builders

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Date 01/20/2017
Subject from one guy to the next
are you still going from one guy to the next. haven't you learned your lesson yet?
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Date 01/19/2017
Subject Hey Hefty Heaver You Big Hypocrite
Becoming bitter and twisted wasn't what I planned to do with my life, but then I met you and you showed me how easy it is for an evil criminal to hide in the church. What is a criminal? One who uses help on anyone to injure and destroy. The good can help. The bad will not or, if they do, they “help” only to betray. That's you.

You fool so many people with your acting performance (slow clap) and your stupid grinning face, but I know who you are and what you are.

Your religion is all about easing and erasing, but not you, no you get a kick out re-stimulating people with your swearing, telling crude jokes and sharing rude memes, and your constant creepy sexual innuendo. You are fixated on sex, you drink alcohol and encourage others to drink alcohol too, you smoke, eat like a pig, and are an easy lay. You pretend to help people, when you really only help yourself and you don't care who you cave in to get what you want. You have zero moral conscience. You waste people's time with your “It's my birthday, Mother's Day, kid's birthday, it's a holiday nonsense”, while the world teeters on the edge of WW3. Everything is about you. What a shocking and disgusting example of a staff member you set.

When Karma gives you a big fat kiss remember that you deserve every shitty thing that happens to you. And think yourself lucky that nothing very bad has happened to you that could have happened (although it is never too late to change that). You can never relax oh fat bearded one, and you can never be complacent because there is a bitter twisted bat crazy waiting patiently for any chance to give Karma a shove in your direction. Keep looking over your shoulder Sweetie, because this bat crazy is watching.
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Date 01/19/2017
Subject You screwed up
Doesn't it hurt that your YOUNGER sister is engaged and going to marry the man of her dreams while you're single and going from guy to guy? Doesn't it hurt that you're 34 yrs old and still don't have kids even though that's always been your dream to do nothing, hAve kids, and be a stay at home mom? Doesn't it hurt that ALL your ex'es are now happier WITHOUT you and way more successful than ever? Doesn't it hurt that you're a piece of shit?
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Date 01/18/2017
Subject Du keine Fuck$Buddy .
Du nicht Arabian Pharmacy. Du nur mentally retarded. Wir kennen Deine dummen Tricks.

MariaLowIQ We know allzour cheap cheat tricks.
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Date 01/18/2017
Subject grab your wallet
we know where you live
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Date 01/17/2017
Subject Urgent
I'm at home, please delete everything on google
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Date 01/16/2017
Subject Bus stop
I have been calling to get some info on a bus stop but no answer. Please return my call
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Date 01/16/2017
Subject Dolly called
Said she is pissed you chose her sister Ashley over her.

Silly, silly Madison girls
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Date 01/15/2017
Subject Library issue
FIX THE SAILOR MOON RELEASES ON ITUNES
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Date 01/15/2017
Subject TINY DICK
So Lawrence:

Did you know that Cyndi can have one orgasm after another? How could you let a wife like that go? She is so great in the sack....and always looks sooooooooo sexy! How's that fat bimbo that you're doing? Does she like that little, tiny dick of yours?

Banging Cyndi
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Date 01/14/2017
Subject Bad supervision
In haglund lab i lost my zest for research, a very partial teacher with poor management skills, n research that is not well focused, look at her social academic profile low citations for her research work cos its not original. This is the truth
She verbally haressed me..next time i well make a video n post it on social media, mcgill is losing its reputation..
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Date 01/14/2017
Subject Your writing sucks
To a person who doesn't matter,

I read your stories on Wattpad. That Harry Potter fan fiction "My Immortal" is way more entertaining than the garbage that you write. Your Wattpad account is cancer. Delete it so no more victims have to suffer.

Oh and another thing, what are you trying to be? Some hipster wannabe novelist? You like witchcraft? Are you serious? You believe in all that fantasy crap. Wake up. This is the real world.

Keep doing what you're doing if you wish to forsake God and burn in hell.
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Date 01/13/2017
Subject for Natasha
When we spoke the last time I told a lie, I'm sorry for that. I want you to know that you have a person to whom you can apply if you suddenly need anything. I will do everything for you if I could, I promise. Men come and go, maybe even husbands. I'm staying. Somebody from Phi Phi Don. You know. PS. For a long time I felt some kind of burning, now somehow it has become easier.
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Date 01/13/2017
Subject Coworker
You do realize that one of our coworker's husband is having an affair with one of your FB friends.

Our coworker is an FAE that worked down the hall from Susie before Susie was let go. Her husband is much older and he's been called out on an online forum about our company.

I'm concerned for her and don't know what to do. I'd like to reach out but don't want to intrude. I need help making a decision about this. Please meet me in the cafeteria courtyard tomorrow morning at 10:30 to chat about this.

I'm concerned but don't know if I should mind my own business.
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Date 01/12/2017
Subject r u who i think u r
if u r andrew u will know who i am my initial is T
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