Did you ever want to send an email to someone without them knowing exactly who it was that sent it? Maybe a certain co-worker of yours unknowingly possesses some odoriferous quality and you would like to advise said co-worker as to where he or she may be able to purchase some soap. Perhaps there's a certain professor who mis-graded a test or paper and you wish to inform the professor of some unique hiking opportunities of which he may want to take advantage.

Has your BFF recently changed into an EX-BFF?
Have you almost given up on the cable company?
Is the feces about to make contact with the rotating air cooling device?

Let them know how you really feel!

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Date 02/13/2016
Subject Brooklyn Blue Man Shenanigans
Dear Blue Man
Why in the world did you sign me up for all of those things. I never did anything to you prior to that. Was it worth it did you like having to quit your job before your dance lesson? I know you lacked the courage to come talk to me so you thought it was advantageous to hide behind your keyboard. Grow a pair pal & stop chasing other peoples girls. I bet that broke your heart when you found out all those scumbags banged her. It was fun dishing that b.s back out & flushing you out like the Rat you are. I can't tell you how many times I have randomley burst out laughing thinking about all the havoc caused. So easy all of you were so Stupid. I would have rather you said sonething to my face & settle it on the Dance floor. In fact it could be a Dance off all of you against me. The Midget tossing would be epic! We could set up goals on either side of the dance floor. Let's do it!
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Date 02/12/2016
Subject comercial glass painting class
For profit use of clubhouse is against R0lls State condo docs, and cannot be overridden by the Social Committee. Appropriate action will be taken !
From Multiple Residents
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Date 02/12/2016
Subject You Rock
If you were C4, you would blow this place out of the water. Keep up the good work!
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Date 02/12/2016
Subject Bathroom etiquette
Please stop squatting to pee in the public bathrooms. It's gross. You need to be more mindful of your fellow woman who has to use the seat after you.
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Date 02/11/2016
Subject So sad
Your so sick you just don't have a good heart or soul, that you don't respect other people's feelings , you need to quit acting like he,s yours ,or like he's going to be if you keep calling him and emailing him just what in the he'll are you doing nothing good for you is going to happen get out in the real world get a life, are you so sick you think you have to lie and cheat and have illusions you can change things to suit you no it's not going to happen quit your pity party and poor me records YOU just don't realize the damage your doing
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Date 02/11/2016
Subject You're a racist fool
I saw your ignorant post "All of a sudden" after many forwards come to me. Virtually nothing in there is true, it's just your typical right wing hate speech full of lies and bigotry. You should be ashamed of yourself for forwarding it.
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Date 02/11/2016
Subject Good Afternoon
Hello just wanted to let you know that we think you are just a ole goo guzzling cum dumpster and hope karma comes back to really bite you in the behind!
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Date 02/10/2016
Subject Not a stalker.
You have beautiful eyes
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Date 02/09/2016
Subject Memories of Paul
Paul : I can honestly say I have NEVER been as happy as I am when I'm with you.
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Date 02/08/2016
Subject what the fuck?
what is wrong with you spunky? you cant come out and play anymore? i always have what you want. sneak out and come downtown. sssh! no one has to know
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Date 02/07/2016
Subject your being worked
what the fuck?i havent tried to call you at all.your fucking rapist friend is using my number or something.how the fuck could i talk to u if my numbers blocked?how dare u talk to me like that?
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Date 02/06/2016
Subject Noise Complaint
Hello,

I would like to make a documented noise complaint on the tenants residing in apt. 13. There is loud barking at all times of the day from their pet dog as well as loud disagreements and fighting taking place at various times of the day. However, tonight specifically there was a loud disturbance. Please contact these tenants to let them know that it is very inappropriate to behave in this manor and also very disturbing.

Thank you,

Concerned neighbors
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Date 02/06/2016
Subject Princesses In Search Of Castle
Hi Sexy Girls,
Do you girls come with herpes and gonorrhea or is this weeks special both? You know there are many guys on the "room mate" section that will be living to move you into their slum one bedroom apt and not pay rent if you suck their dick or take it up your ass...
Good luck.
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Date 02/05/2016
Subject Sticks and stones
Ken,
Please don't let the other primates bully you and make you feel dumb. Remember you are a smart little chimp... Keep your chin up and order new pumps... It's almost time for another dancing lesson

Yours truly
The head primate
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Date 02/04/2016
Subject Every time i see Trump I think of you
Two fat red losers with bad tempers
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Date 02/04/2016
Subject miget mingle
Dear Kenny
We hope you finally found someone you don't have to wear platforms with. The Nation has rejected your application due to the DNA results. Barbie sends her regards.
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Date 02/04/2016
Subject China Chamber Interview
You are invited for a prosective career interview in Shenghai. Send your availability immediately.
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Date 02/03/2016
Subject Riding the Bus is a Privilege
Dear DOT Co-worker, please be aware that riding the bus to work is a privilege and you as a representative of U.S. DOT are an example for others. You should NOT be masturbating on the bus while commuting to work. It's unhealthy, ungodly, and (depending on the metro route) unappreciated. Please curtail your activities. Thank you.
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Date 02/03/2016
Subject Good to go
I've heard a lot about you. Heard you're ready to fuck anytime.
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Date 02/02/2016
Subject Sucurity Cameras
Hey I Hear Adam Might Have Sucurity Cameras In The House...
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